Why is schlereth stink

Can't remember the specifics but it definately had to do with peeing his pants during a game. Posts 10, Originally Posted by BroncoJoe. Originally Posted by Davii. According to himself on "America's Game" it was because he regularly vomited on the field during games and would occasionally piss himself as well. When you got to go, well, I guess you got to go.

Alright, thanks! What everyone else said. Originally Posted by SeeingRed. I've also heard the same story except with seal flippers that they bury and let ferment But is Trajon Langdon still playing?

Informed that the Anchorage-born basketballer who topped the Sports Illustrated list was now playing professionally in Turkey, Schlereth grunted as if to say "see? I don't think standing back there and saying 'Mush, you huskies! Their teams are careful to lock them up because they don't want to let them get away. My last few years I used to joke that I was a 'professional re-habber' who just played football on the side, but in a way it was true.

And in my last season every day was a struggle: there was no cartilage left in my knees, just bone-on-bone, and every once in a while I'd be right in front of the guy I was blocking and you could just see my legs give out and buckle.

When you've got a pound guy pushing against you, that's not a good time for that to happen. As we spoke two nights ago, Schlereth held the telephone in one hand while he worked out on a treadmill in his Colorado home. He had just returned from the golf course, where he spends most of his days when he's not flying between Denver and ESPN's studios in Connecticut.

As we spoke, the edition of the 1,mile Iditarod was in progress, and it occurred to us that the dog-sled mushers had at least one thing in common with Mark Schlereth.

They're mushing from dawn till dusk. A guy doesn't want to pull off the trail to heed the call of nature, so he probably handles it the same way you did in football games. Monday — Sunday, November 8th — 14th. See a sample. Latest news from the world of sport, along with the best in opinion from our outstanding team of sports writers. According to our tipster, whose uncle works with ESPN:.

Apparently, the NFL Live studio is situated largely apart from the main drag of the facility in Bristol. It is about a 5 minute walk from the studio to basically anything of relevance, the cafeteria, the lobby, and even the bathroom.

On the set of NFL live, the hosts are obviously all miked up for the show. They have to take all of the equipment off before leaving the set, as to avoid interference with the other signals in the building. The rumor is that Mark Schlereth is incredibly lazy, and refuses to take all the equipment off, then make the 10 minute round trip walk to the bathroom.

As such, wanting to appease the irreplaceable? Schler-Dog, the studio provides him a closet with towels on the floor in order for him to pee without taking his equipment off, or taking a walk.

It is then the responsibility of the ESPN interns to clean the towels, which is where this story originally came from.